jesuschristvevo:

i dont date in high school because no one is rich yet so whats the point

coolbloqqer:

the worst thing is when someone insults you and they’re right 

dicksplit:

holding in a fart all day and finally getting home

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i hate my boyfriend so much. i wanna chop his dick off. its not like i use it anyways

One time I had a tumblr and I had like 900 followers which was a lot like 3 years ago or w/e then I deleted it now I got another and I have 4 and I think I am the shit 

my bf and i just had a long talk ab porn and it got weird at the end and neither of us really knew what to say like the last words were “yeah and I could do that to you” and he was like “or not” and then I didn’t respond for 10 mins cuz i didnt know wut to say so he just sent “I love you tho” and we r ok now guyz

kanyewestevil:

WE ONLY USE LEASHES BECAUSE DOGS CANT HOLD HANDS

(Source: kanyewesticle)